Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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