this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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