I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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