please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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