morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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