I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
