and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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