Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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