No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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