We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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