Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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