That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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