Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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