you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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