I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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