He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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