I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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