i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Oh god it's open bar.
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