i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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