I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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