**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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