he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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