So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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