just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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