the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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