idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
there's paper in my vomit.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she pinky promised me she was 18
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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