Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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