Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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