I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
either way he was missing a nipple.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
These tits shall not be calmed
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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