I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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