question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
50% drunk capacity currently
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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