I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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