I'll bet she douches with gravy.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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