Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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