You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Couch. On fire.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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