i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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