But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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