I can't watch pbs sober anymore
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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