Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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