There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
