Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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