just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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