Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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