For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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