How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
