But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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