Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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