i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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