So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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