i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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