You work out of a Hotel?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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