this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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