As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
