dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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