Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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