He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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