Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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