do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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